Just a quick note to let you all know I am alive
and well.
I do need to update my calender, which I will be either today or tomorrow.

Off the top of my head I can tell you that I’m off wedesday and friday.
But I’m around at certain times at the weekend.

NOTE TO NEWBIES: Please give yourself ample time to have your appointments. Constant rescheduling by you will get on my very large chest and you’ll be in the naughty corner.
And ALL appointments must be mail requested and not text. Please respect the way  I  like to book.  Thank you.

To all:
Emails have been streamlined ooerr so I should get and respond in a quick fashion. Hopefully :p

Big hugs to you all.

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(¸.•´ (¸.•´ STELLS X

Time for a little jokie.

Happy New Year!

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(¸.•´ (¸.•´ STELLS X

A chap visits a massage parlour. On the wall he sees a price list:
Turkish massage £30
Swedish Massage £75
De-waxing £100

Being new to the experience and not sure if he will enjoy it he decides to go for the cheapest option.

He is led into a room and told to undress and lie on the table, which he duly does. A few moments later a 20 stone Turkish wrestler enters and begins to punch and pummel him without mercy. The pain is incredible as limbs are bent into positions they were never designed to adopt. In the pause between two assaults the man manages to gasp: “OK I’ll pay the extra; I’ll have the Swedish massage.”

The wrestler shambles out and is replaced by a tall leggy blond from Stockholm dressed only in her bra and panties. She leans over him and begins to gently rub scented oil into his bruised flesh. Soon the pain is forgotten and he becomes increasingly aroused as her slim hands travel down his back and the massage becomes distinctly ‘intimate.’ His breathing becomes more rapid and his body arches rhythmically when suddenly the masseuse packs up her oils and walks to the door. The man whimpers: “Oh God, I’ll pay the extra—don’t stop!”

Immediately the girl returns and slipping her hand between his legs begins to resurrect his slightly flagging ardour. Just as the critical moment arrives the Turkish wrestler runs in and hits the man viciously in the testicles: sure enough; all the wax flew out of his ears.
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Just a quickie to let you know that my January availability dates are now up. Yay! Not all of them yet but the first two weeks.
In regards to the end of the year and the New Year I’m available all week - the last appointment for the week is Friday at 6pm.
Note: Lunchtimes get booked very quickly as well as evenings so please try and book in advance if you can.
Happy New Year!!!
Thanks sweet peeps.
Stells x

…as per usual the year ahead never goes smoothly. No that would be too bloody hard for the bastard stars to arrange for me.*pulls face like a 90 year gurner* I know it’s not just me.

The older I get the less I believe in the stars dictating my fate. I’m always in the shit it’s just the degrees that vary. Again, I know I’m not the only one.

In my stars it mentioned manifistation a lot. I was excited at first since I’d misread it - thought it said masturbation. I thought well I’ll have some of that then my twinklies but no, it was manifistation. I think it just means lots of change - well you don’t have to be astrologist to tell you that. The world has been thrown on its arse the last twelve months and we all feel a bit stunned. Well I’m not really that stunned. I tend to be one of those people who tries their best to get up, dust off, and start again. In a nutshell; I don’t frown for long.

So what will the New Year bring for you? Look, let me tell you now; if you are in a job you are worried about losing, or you’ve just lost it or your business is scraping by, by the skin of its teeth don’t worry, because stress will not make it any better.  Pay the bills you can and have fun with the rest of your money, or invest it in something that means something to you that will bring you long term happiness and what’s more happiness to other people. I’m not trying to be preachy but I know this works for me.

I’m being very reflective in this post. In all I had quite a good year 2008. I achieved some great personal goals, my massage service has been successful and I finally moved into my dream apartment (although that has not been without it’s problems - which is always the case when you rent in London 99% of the time. On the whole though it was good.

2009 is going to be a challenge on many levels and I’ll be honest with you I’ve got two choices if the economy really kicks me in the backside. I can downsize my life (drastically) and hang on for dear life or I can put every penny together and move out of the UK completely; possibly wait for the shit storm to die down. I’ve been contemplating that because my heritage affords me the option of living in a different country legally - which at this moment in time is not in the economic mess this country is in. Plus is hot all year round. LOL.

I’m thinking of my options very seriously. Just don’t be surprised if one day my site is gone (and not due to me having a glitch) LOL.  I’m a traveler and a roamer of the earth and if something gets in my way I generally find a better route to my destination (which ultimately is happiness) because kicking boulders out the way really hurts my feet.

So my advice for 2009 is, pick a route to happiness no matter how out of character or non conformist it may seem.  Good luck and maybe our paths will meet along the way for some smiles and memories you will keep forever.

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(¸.•´ (¸.•´ STELLS X

Good Morning Blogwins,

I’m feeling fantastic! It is Friday after all.

I was up at 5.30am nitrite testing the Scooby Doo Aquarium and changing water. Black Molly is better. YAY! They all seem happy, although I think I may have to purchase another aquarium and split the fish up a bit just to give them a bit more room. Nitrite level seemed higher than usual considering they more or less had a fresh water change, but I’m putting that down to the fact it’s a smaller tank and Black Molly poops for England.  Sorry were you eating breakfast?

Enough of that now….onto other things…

I had a massage the other day. A lovely treat, I must say.

According to her I have ‘wankers cramp’, which I think she implied was like tennis elbow. She didn’t just come right out with it - she knows the kind of massage I perform so there was no blushing from either of us.

Anyway, I googled it and I found this site and on there are instructions on how to cure it. *smirk*  Apparently it does work. Now obviously I have wankers cramp for obvious reasons but I can assure you I will not use the technique stated on the wanker cramp website to cure it with my clients. Honestly, you have to read it and then you’ll know what I mean.

Anyway you’ll be pleased to know I don’t have any stiffness (pun not intended) in my hand. All is well.

Feel free to have a go at the advice given in the website listed below. I’ve enclosed this naked pic of me to give you some eye candy.  You can imagine yourself either in front or behind me in the shower. Large soapy breasts ….. *passes tissues*

http://wankerscramp0.tripod.com/

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(¸.•´ (¸.•´ STELLS X

P.S I was very tempted to put this in the daily grind section. HA!!!!!!